He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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