I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.