I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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