belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.