I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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