ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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