3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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