I feel like abortions should bother me more
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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