Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
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one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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