Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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