Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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