so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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