i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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