I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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