We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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