But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
That's when you crack a 10am beer
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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