I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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