She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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