Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
it's like iHOP with fire
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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