I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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