We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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