Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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