it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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