We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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