But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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