I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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