I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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