she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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