HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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