I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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