But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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