its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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