It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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