I'm eating all of the evidence.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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