Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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