I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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