im so drunk with asians
where?
always
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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