the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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