as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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