whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I am full of burrito and curiosity
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Enjoy the penises
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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