The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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