he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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