Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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