They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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