I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Randomize
