but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.