watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!