The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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