I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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