I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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