im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
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My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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