I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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