The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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