god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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