that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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