i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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