i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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