I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Randomize
