found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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