i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
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just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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