it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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